Sunday, 13 December 2015

Words of Wisdom

Statler and Waldorf braved the elements and attended the Christmas Party!! Late into the night the Gurus outlined their secrets. Statler stated that the Game is simple just make sure that the first set lasts at least 90 mins and to ask your opponent regularly what the score is to confuse them. After 3 hours they will either just give up or pass out from exhaustion.

Waldorf swore by his unique attacking style of charging from the back of the court at every opportunity to attack the net. Even if your opponent lobs you 24 times in succession keep at it, as some day somewhere it will work.

Look out for further words of wisdom from the Gurus throughout 2016.